What did you say? Raunchy Talk is back? Whoa hold on one cotton pickin' minute.....it's back but minus Brooke? Sad but true. After two and a half years of silence from the other half of the Raunch-ridden duo that was Brooke n' Patrick, I am back (mostly because Brooke kept giving me death threats via her bookie Big Johnny, aka "the Nutcracker"). For some reason, Brooke, probably because she is now 'with child', desparately needs a little raunch in her life and I am the only person willing to do so. Even her own husband won't give up the raunch saying, "I already gave up the raunch and nine months later, Tess popped out. My raunch is all dried up" So yes, I am back and proud to be conversing through the blogosphere with my friends. To all who are reading, please be forwarned that, although you will find some of the posts on here to be pretty tame and lighthearted in nature, you will also see the side of me that I know will make people laugh, cry or wish they were taking a shower at that very moment.