Raunchy Talk Redux

Goodbye Eyes of Tammy Faye

2007-07-22T09:24:00.000-07:00

It is with great sadness that we say goodbye to Tammy Faye today. This is not one of my sarcastic posts because I honestly felt for Tammy Faye throughout the years. As crazy and christian as she was, she was nothing but good-hearted and good-natured to anyone that she came into contact with. She had her ups, as well as her....err....downers but her head was always held high. She loved absolutely everyone. Here she is through the years and the last interview she gave to Larry King this week. So sad!!!

Finally

2007-07-22T09:12:00.000-07:00

I have a moment in my oh-so-busy schedule to sit down a type just a bit. The past few weeks have been probably the most stressful in a very long time...even more stressful than my tumultuous post-breakup fued(s) with my ex, but I digress. With all the unneeded crap surrounding my personal and professional life, I did have the incredible opportunity to enjoy the highlight of my summer thus far. I went to see The Police on Thursday at the Citizens Bank Park in Philadelphia and it was an amazing show. I have posted pics below.....they were taken with my camera phone so the quality is awful and you really can't appreciate the fact that in was actually pretty close (we had field seats, so theoretically I could have thrown my underwear to Stuart Copeland for him to enjoy, or at least enjoy in my own head because I doubt he's all about little fags from Jersey). If you are able to go, please do....they probably won't tour again so you will definitely experience a little bit of Rock 'n Roll history in the making.

2007-07-09T11:47:00.000-07:00

In honor of Brooke's latest blog re: Tess' poop-aganza

2007-07-09T10:32:00.000-07:00

What did you say? Raunchy Talk is back? Whoa hold on one cotton pickin' minute.....it's back but minus Brooke? Sad but true. After two and a half years of silence from the other half of the Raunch-ridden duo that was Brooke n' Patrick, I am back (mostly because Brooke kept giving me death threats via her bookie Big Johnny, aka "the Nutcracker"). For some reason, Brooke, probably because she is now 'with child', desparately needs a little raunch in her life and I am the only person willing to do so. Even her own husband won't give up the raunch saying, "I already gave up the raunch and nine months later, Tess popped out. My raunch is all dried up" So yes, I am back and proud to be conversing through the blogosphere with my friends. To all who are reading, please be forwarned that, although you will find some of the posts on here to be pretty tame and lighthearted in nature, you will also see the side of me that I know will make people laugh, cry or wish they were taking a shower at that very moment.